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Friday, November 03, 2023

Story Time #6 // "I'm What You Created"

God bless the people of Eurasia! And to all the Eurasians in the diaspora, your voice matters and you are beautiful exactly how you are! Together, we have accomplished incredible feats of ingenuity, tamed wild lands, and invented the most cutting edge & revolutionary technology that the twin-worlds have ever seen! We will not stop at Luna nor Mars! To Neptune, the former planet Pluto, the Oort Cloud and interstellar space, we will not stop! Another Thursday night, and I'm another week older. I wonder if any of my distant kinfolk were involved with Göbekli Tepe or another Tepe or similar town/camp? How fascinating!

Pardon me, I just smoked an acre of wËËd and I forgot where I was for a bit...and how to walk! But with that I instantly remembered in like, 20 mins or so. Walking is kind of like riding a bike - you never really forget. What is a bike though? That reminds me of that romantic comedy "The Human Çëŋtiede!" I'll admit, I cried at the end of it. The chick I was with said she had a tummy ache and left me alone in the movie theater, right after the first segment. She kept on farting, just as the movie began, so I believe her tummy really did hurt! Or maybe she was blowing kisses at me? No love lost, her breath was so bad it smelled like her tongue farted!

Wednesday, November 01, 2023

Story Time #7 // World War Three: Return of the War

 I don't do war videos. What I mean is, I don't watch that shit. I don't watch videos of missiles hitting buildings and bodies. I don't watch videos of mothers screaming hysterically with blood on her scarf. I don't watch videos of shirtless men frantically removing rubble from a large pile with a size 2 sandal sticking out. I don't watch videos that start out with debris clouds obscuring the camera while sirens blaze progressively louder.

I don't want to see that shit so don't show me that shit. I saw it the first time they did this shit, the world famous Gulf War® brought to you by George Bush & CNN
I'm on the side of ceasefire.

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Video: Killing Time, 9/29/2018

Oh my goodness! Hot damn are these guys tight right
here

 

Video: "There is Something DIGITAL in the Sky & On the Moon"

Miss Gina can find the smallest pixels in the sky and in the moon! I love this woman's channel, she finds the weirdest stuff and the coolest stuff! She says the things I want to say but am too intimidated to say, the questions I'm too intimidated to ask!! 
Trippy. 
Are we in a simulation? 
Is the moon real?