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Friday, November 03, 2023

Story Time #6 // "I'm What You Created"

God bless the people of Eurasia! And to all the Eurasians in the diaspora, your voice matters and you are beautiful exactly how you are! Together, we have accomplished incredible feats of ingenuity, tamed wild lands, and invented the most cutting edge & revolutionary technology that the twin-worlds have ever seen! We will not stop at Luna nor Mars! To Neptune, the former planet Pluto, the Oort Cloud and interstellar space, we will not stop! Another Thursday night, and I'm another week older. I wonder if any of my distant kinfolk were involved with Göbekli Tepe or another Tepe or similar town/camp? How fascinating!

Pardon me, I just smoked an acre of wËËd and I forgot where I was for a bit...and how to walk! But with that I instantly remembered in like, 20 mins or so. Walking is kind of like riding a bike - you never really forget. What is a bike though? That reminds me of that romantic comedy "The Human Çëŋtiede!" I'll admit, I cried at the end of it. The chick I was with said she had a tummy ache and left me alone in the movie theater, right after the first segment. She kept on farting, just as the movie began, so I believe her tummy really did hurt! Or maybe she was blowing kisses at me? No love lost, her breath was so bad it smelled like her tongue farted!